Thursday, February 12, 2009

Moving

So the fam and I are moving to Havelock or New Bern, NC (same damn town) this weekend and I am so not sure that I'm even going likethis. But at least I'll be with the fam. I looked on Myspace just to pre-game it and there was some cuties running around so that got me a lil bit more excited about the notion. I'm going to miss my friends here in Fayetteville but the thought of being able to go out with my girls and just do it big is exciting to me

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Vh1, MTV, and other random tv things

So "For the Love of Ray J.", first this show kills me every time I watch it because for one Ray J as I said before is kind of funny. And the quality of girls on the show are alot better than the ones Vh1 has been known to throw on a show. I can see Ray J randomly hooking up with a number of this females. But the one that kills me every time is Caviar. This woman's voice is the worst thing ever. She is so pretty and then she starts talking. This poor baby sounds like she has a hearing problem. Even Ray J is side-eyeing her at some points. But the random fame whoring continues.

Now for MTV's "From G's to Gents 2" I caught this last night during my sickness (I thought I was dying). Lord there are a number of fools on this show:

First there is Fahim, from Bangladesh by way of Brooklyn, he tickles my spirit every time he comes on the screen. This fool said "he learned how to hunt before he was 5, and can kill a cow in two minutes". But he also never learned how to swim because he damn near drowned on the first show. And I don't care how hard you are its damn near impossible to be a G when you're dipping wet with a nipple ring.

Then there is Blue, he warms my lil icebox for some reason. Maybe its because he's a black ginger, and they're like white people wearing shorts in the snow. You know it happens but it still kind of shocks you when you see it. He is homeless and really seems to need the money. But tears up a little too much for me.

Dirty from Miami with some of the worst dreads I've ever witnessed on tv, not the worst in real life tho (smh). This ninja gets fucked up on the day like ol buddy last season. Burns his ass on the fireplace and then passes out in his underwear on the floor. Like he was at home instead of on tv. Right now I hope someone is telling him how much of a ass he was.

Macho, Chi-town, has a tat of a diamond on his face enough said.

Mito, was in jail has a job as a plumber, and just seems like he got his shit together. But Fonzworth deaded me when he said "did they take advantage of you in jail", he might as well has said were you anally raped sir.

Teddy, from Alabama, is a cutie pie. I saw him and was kind of like "umm sir". I always have a soft spot for southern boys.

But the true star of this mutha fuckin season is RIFF RAFF. This mutha right here is amazin. Think of the most ghetto, hoodtastic girl you know and dip her in skittles and vanilla. This mutha has dyed hair and multi-colored beads. Oh my jesus when I first saw him I cried out loud with joy. He is the craziest white boy from the hood I have seen. His house has painted walls like the lil hood clubs. If he's not wiping his grills down, he's mumbling some random shit no one understands. And this ninja has a tat of the MTV logo on his neck (side-eye).

And I'm not commenting Rhianna and Chris Brown until all the facts come out.

Oh and Mrs. Foster-Raymond just because you go to South America and try to get tighten up doesn't mean the world wouldn't find out. Hope things work out for you.

Thursday, February 5, 2009

I have become that friend

So my home girl Tonya recently meet this young man by the name of Ricky. One night after the club I lock myself out of the house and have to spend the night at her House I get to meet him. I don't like him after 5 mins of convo. Maybe its because he's loud or maybe its because he says bitches whenever he talks about any female period. He even referred to us as bitches during this talk. And he's a one upper. Either way I didn't like him. She asks how I feel about him later now and I tell her the truth. She gets upset and says that I don't like anyone that she ever talks to.(So not true I loved like 2 of the most recent ones)

Now fast forward like a week. tonya and I are in the club and he comes in with his crew. I speak because I have some home training but basically keep it moving. So later on that night in the club I meet his brother. Now his brother says all the right things and I was trying to see what was up for chilling later. This was after a bunch of drinks in all parties in involved. Nothing happens.

So the next day we have shopping trip planned with the fave 5 and he comes along too. At tonya's he says that I was talking shit about him to tonya in the club. I tell him "Not so much he never was even was on my radar." So during the hour car ride he decides to tell the whole truck "so you and my brother are going to fuck huh". I can honestly say that was most embarrassing things to happen to me in my adult life. This ass kept bringing it up for the rest of the day so I was done with him after that and just basically avoided him the rest of the day.

So monday tonya came to the house after being with him all the rest of the weekend. And wanted to talk about him again after talking to me on the phone 5 mins before hand about him. Oh did I mention that she now changes her set plans with me to be with him and doesn't tell me until the last minute. And when she calls its always about him. And she calls me when she's with him and puts him on the phone. That's too much for me. And they are one of those super affectionate couples (kissing and licking at one point).

Well seeing that she was no help I called my C-money and bitched to her about them. Well she boiled it down to two things. (1) its new for her its only been 3 weeks and (2) I'm being a hateful bitch. She wonderfully pointed out that after a long (sahara desert) time of being single I have become slightly bitter(lemon lime). So me not liking him from the beginning has completely harden me against him (true) and I should try to be nice.

Part of me was like fuck it and just keep it the way it is only being around him when absolutely fucking necessary or just grin and bear it. I really like part 1 because I'm moving and don't to see his ass anymore any way. What should I do?